Letters

Dear Daughter -

Why oh why won't you use the potty any more? Even the cute new Dora panties we picked out today aren't tempting enough. And why do you think that baby powder hurts when we apply it to your stinky diaper-wearing bum? I think you just like to give your parents a hard time.

Love, Your Mom Who Hopes Desperately to Not Have 2 Kids in Diapers

Dear Sweet Husband -

Thanks for understanding that shopping makes me happy. My shopping trip today was glorious even though it was a Saturday and everyone and their dog were out doing the same thing. The therapy was good for me even though it probably wasn't so great for your wallet.

Love, Your Therapy-Needing Wife

Dear Son -

Thanks for being such a great student! I am so proud of you for getting all your spelling words right this week. You deserved the fun treat. Now can you please stop talking in class when you aren't supposed to?

Love, Mom

Dear Baby Boy -

What is your name? We can't wait to meet you to find out. No rush though, feel free to cook a little longer.

Love, Your Mommy Whose Bladder You Punch Often

Dear Expensive School -

Why must you be so expensive? These next 4 months are going to be torture because of you. Can't wait to be done with you.

With Contempt, Me

Dear Blogger -

Why do you keep telling me that you accept my HTML? I don't even know what a META tag is. I don't even know how to write in HTML. Please just post my blog post. Please.

Love, a Blogger Who Wishes That Clicking On Publish Post Would Just Work